The Cutest Monkey You Have Ever Seen

Hands, or paws, down the cutest monkey baby in the whole world was born in Sydney. Her name is Elke, she is a Francois Leaf Monkey, and she will be forever seared into your brain as having the cutest monkey face that ever monkey faced ever.

and the music is straight out of Nintendo's Animal Crossing or something, its also super cute.

basically the cutest all around video you have ever watched. ever.

probably the last non-college ball post for a while

bob odenkirk can do little to no wrong in my eyes, enjoy.

Happy St. Pat's!

Maybe ice cream cake doesn't spring to mind when you consider your St. Patrick's Day plans- well, that is probably because you think "inside the box" and are a boring drunkard who thinks this is a holiday about drinking and puking green things.

amen.

he also named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter Jillette so, amen squared.

jon hamm is hillarious & handsome

first this and now the vid above of John Hamm as Lex Luther; can this man do no viral video comedy wrong? probably. he is also crazy handsome.

I cannot do this video justice

there is no title or text that can add anything to the brilliance of this video, a video of a turtle having sex with a shoe. enjoy. (via the flashmaster himself, superdunk)

here are some INSANE americans

Just in case you thought this brand of nuttiness was they type of thing we could no longer afford during the SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION. This is a video from BloggerInterrupted of the complete fruit loops that attended one of the 'Tea Party' anti-stimulus protests in Cleveland, OH. Please know that as reported here by Bill Moyers Cleveland is basically ground zero for the mortgage meltdown, but evidently the desperate state of affairs is lost on people convinced that Barack is a secret ferner determined to impose Marxist rule on our precious democracy. (BloggerInterrupted via Wonkette and tip o' the keyboard to pal Joe for the Moyers lead)