I am going to read this later while I am pooping.

someone is very excited about his new video game.

your boyfriend's collection is awesome.

his videotape playcorders are off the hook.

i found your new boyfriend. you are welcome.

"I'm dropping pallets all day long ... I am kind of like an electric cowboy." what is not to love?!?! (via videogum)

your boy BANGS is back, killing it.

I love everything about Bangs. That is all there is to it.

go is a hate word.

he's smoothing out his rapping.

such a waste of time to f*ck with genius.
totes copped this from mullsna's FB page.

Double Rainbow All the Way!

pure, unadulterated joy. a little sexual at points, but disarmingly charming how psyched this dude is.

Its too much.

And then you can listen to this.

oh, good lord.

sweet jesus, this is a real thing.

Happy 5th!

a bit late on this, hope your weekend was safe from weirdos.

happy moms' day, moms! (esp you, ms. schwartz)

truly lovely little short from storycorps.

your husband is a farting disaster

Werner Herzog reads Where's Waldo

'nough said.

doing stuff is hard

Infomercial Hell - watch more funny videos

what the f*ck am I supposed to reply to lol?

i love lists, here is a tremendous one consisting of what I can only assume are only some of things that this guy hates. just FYI. (tdw)

dude, christ died for your mega bass

um, yes. yes it did.

i didn't even know wii curling was a thing.

meet your new favorite song/band/everything.

you can pretend you don't love it, but no one believes it.

Chatroulette: You Are Doing It Right

and then there was this

cannot unsee. (via zanypickle)

hey space lamp, wanna live in my earth house?

I started smoking grass in 1933.

a terrible Valentine's gift idea

Abbie Hoffman Left the World a Better Place

"You convince them that you're crazy enough to do anything, and then they won't touch you."

collection of clips, my favorite being "set your Yippie decoding ring to D-7-2!"

Abbie getting baked, making gefilte fish, telling a story about Dr. Spock.

In case you don't know, I love Abbie Hoffman, I am rereading Revolution for the Hell of It and thanks to the power of youtube, I was able to dig up these clips. I needed a place to put them, and this is my blog so, here they are. enjoy.

ps: hoffman was a potty mouth, so may be NSFW depending

wes anderson's the amazing spiderman

yes, yes, I know, i am very immature

heehee

pajama jeans!

they do what ordinary jeans can't do.

the best report about TV news you will ever watch

thank you newswipe, you are genius.

um, wha?: the SOTU edition

Chris Matthews forgot we had a super awesome black president for an hour. via Wonks

walt mosspuppet reviews iSlate

goddamn magical.

best 44 seconds on youtube

conan is officially an american hero.

I hate cynicism. For the record, it is my least favorite quality. It doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but, if you work really hard and you're kind amazing things will happen. Amazing. Things. Will. Happen.

face it, the internet now belongs to the pre-K set.

you know, OLD, like nineteen.
actually found by me on an actual website. oy.

see? lawyers CAN be funny!

banksy movie trailer?!?

yes, please.

chills.

it doesn't matter how many times i hear or watch it, its always chills, and sadness, and wonder at the miracle that men and women emerge when we most need them to stand up for the promise of america.
A day on, not a day off.

'somewhere i read that the greatness of america is the right to protest for rights.'

James Cameron's Lazer Cats 5

jimmy kimmel is worthy of your respect

he calls jay leno out starting at the 2:40. god, i love him so much right now.

yes, this is a video of Howard Cosell & John Lennon talking about sports

ricky gervais brings his brilliance to sesame street.

'nough said.

the clerks/star wars mashup you have been waiting for.

NSFW, if blowjob talk is NS at your work.