Why? You ask.
Good thing I am here to walk you through it, dopey.
Exhibit A:
See, John McCain is deeply unpopular in Florida b/c he hates nature, unless its power can be harnessed to fuel cars or kill terrorists. McCain discovered just how unpopular his nature hatred is in the swing state of FL earlier this month.
So, he will need a Florida, a Florida governed by the very popular Charlie Crist, who loves the everglades so much that he announced yesterday he wants to buy it from US Sugar, a very evil sounding company.
Exhibit B:
You know how John McCain was all "drilling for oil offshore is a really terrible pollutey idea" and now he's all "I'm crazy as a shit house rat for Texas Tea!!! Drill the ocean, YEEE-HAW!?!?!"
Well, guess who also had a change of heart AT THE SAME TIME FOR THE SAME REASONS?!?!?
I'm just sayin'
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