12.01.2008

don't bother watching the news, people. i can predict the future!

No need to watch the morning news, or any news between now and January 20th. I've been struggling to keep my special powers under wraps, but today I'm finally giving in to the temptation to reveal my amazing future-predicting abilities.

EVERY newscast between now and January 20th will go as follows:

"You would have never predicted that ____________(insert problem of the day here) would come to be a problem, but it's just another thing that President Obama will have to deal with."

NPR doesn't seem to go quite this way. My powers don't work on them. However, I'm about 4 for 4 with the today show and the spanish news.

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