yes, yes, I know, i am very immature

heehee

I cannot do this video justice

there is no title or text that can add anything to the brilliance of this video, a video of a turtle having sex with a shoe. enjoy. (via the flashmaster himself, superdunk)

the Friday sorry, your sex is not normal, Installment

first up, a man insists makes sexy time with inflatable dolls in a Publix parking lot:
and then we have ladies who have sex with (love on?) inanimate objects:
first spotted on jezebel and then videogum posted this schuweet embeddable version.