I am going to read this later while I am pooping.

someone is very excited about his new video game.

i found your new boyfriend. you are welcome.

"I'm dropping pallets all day long ... I am kind of like an electric cowboy." what is not to love?!?! (via videogum)

happy moms' day, moms! (esp you, ms. schwartz)

truly lovely little short from storycorps.

your husband is a farting disaster

Werner Herzog reads Where's Waldo

'nough said.

doing stuff is hard

Infomercial Hell - watch more funny videos

what the f*ck am I supposed to reply to lol?

i love lists, here is a tremendous one consisting of what I can only assume are only some of things that this guy hates. just FYI. (tdw)

dude, christ died for your mega bass

meet your new favorite song/band/everything.

you can pretend you don't love it, but no one believes it.

Chatroulette: You Are Doing It Right

hey space lamp, wanna live in my earth house?

I started smoking grass in 1933.

a terrible Valentine's gift idea

wes anderson's the amazing spiderman

yes, yes, I know, i am very immature

heehee

pajama jeans!

they do what ordinary jeans can't do.

the best report about TV news you will ever watch

thank you newswipe, you are genius.

walt mosspuppet reviews iSlate

goddamn magical.

best 44 seconds on youtube

see? lawyers CAN be funny!