ag fair

i'd just like to say that your ag fair stinks. those water bumper cars look SOOOO boring and i think winning a goldfish is abusive to animals. how can you "win" a living creature? why don't we just go back to slavery, MoCountians!?? why don't you throw a ring around a coke bottle to see if you can win ME? win me into a lifetime of bondage, why don't you!?

rabbits are boring, too.

it all stinks and i don't miss it a bit.