OMG happy birthday, bob!

bob. i am the worst sister, ever. today started out auspiciously vis a vis (sp!?? i am not french inclined) your birthday wishes. somehow i even managed to facebook happy birthday you before stella reminded me to call you (the first time--taking into account the time change this is impressive!). then it all went to hell. i intended to call, i really did. i was going to phone you at approximately 5pm my time in order to call you sufficiently after work and dinner yet before bedtime to be able to tell you in person.

in fact, i actually spoke to stella about my brilliant plan only 45 minutes from its intended execution.

then 5 came and went and so did 6 and 7 and now it's ruined!

i am very sorry.

and your post is funny. cyber fans can't shout, silly!