8.28.2008

a post: where monkey cuddles leads to a dark, dark place

ok, so i went to price check monkey cuddles, my new obsession and the name of my next band. I found it retailing for $35 at irresistables.com, a website with all kinds of wackadoodle tacky crap for sale. Navigating around I stumbled upon this possibly the most disturbing line of "dolls" ever.

Look! Fresh from the uterus I offer you Reborn Doll Kits, Inc.
Wow! how, um, slightly unformed! but, these are a little too "done" for my taste do you have something in the way of a disturbingly premature newborn infant doll?
That's more like it. Now if I could just get a hold of those disembodied creepy claw like hands ...but, perhaps new born human children bore you to tears! Thank goodness Reborn Doll Kits, Inc. has taken consumers like you into consideration!!

3 comments:

caddy said...

that is TOTALLY john wayne gacey-ish!! are the claw hands sold separately? how much do they sell for? i wonder if we could find some demographic information on who it is that buys these things . . . i am SO curious. where are they kept? are they lovingly dusted and stored in lighted curio cabinets? THAT seems creepy . . . a lighted display case full of lifelike newborns!

caddy said...

oh and stella THANK YOU for delving deeper and finding this info . . . eek!

caddy said...

and YES i love using all caps when the italics is unavailable!